do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]
THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE
#this is an AU in which Stiles is this super rich kid#maybe the sheriff is a businessman or a polititian#and Derek used to be Stiles’ bodyguard#and eventually they hooked up#but 2 days ago they had a huge fight#because Derek told Stiles he’s acting irressponsible#after he’d downed /another/ bottle of some liquor#and Stiles told him he had lost the right of telling him what to do when he had put his dick in his ass#and then there was FIGHTING#and it resulted in Stiles firing Derek#and THIS is Derek approaching Stiles in a night club#but his new bodyguard won’t let him get to Stiles#WILL HE GO THROUGH??? (via youneedmetosurvive)
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
this broke my heart
like he looks at her like she’s his little sister
and they’re playing some game
Can I have the AU where the two that survived were Rue and Thresh? Imagine Rue finds Thresh right away and they team up and Thresh makes a pact with her — he promises if he can get them both to the end that he will make sure she is the one who goes home. Where he says, “Fuck them and their games. I’m going to protect you, little bird. I’m going to get you home.”
Watch the gamekeepers try to kill them right away because of what Thresh says. Because he’s fighting, not to win, but to protect Rue from the games. But the sponsors keep sending her and Thresh food and medicine and the Districts too because watching Thresh carry Rue through fire and get injured protecting her is too much to bear.
Can I have the AU where it’s Thresh and Rue with the nightlock, after the mutts attack and Cato is dead and it’s Thresh about to take the poison and send her home? But it’s Rue who won’t let her ‘big brother’ go alone after so many already died protecting her (imagine Katniss dies protecting her) and they decide, okay, together and…
Rue has always been the Mockingjay, but imagine that she lived.
^^^ “RUE has always been the Mockingjay, but imagine that she lived.”
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
When the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. When the seas go dry and the mountains blow in the wind like the leaves. When your womb quickens again, and you bear a living child. Then he will return, and not before.
"Don’t you think it would be cool if Falcon was also in Avengers 2?"
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